Year after year, since 1970, the Famosa dolls travel 5,000 kilometers from Onil (Alicante) to go to the portal of Bethlehem and convey their love and friendship to the Child, and no consideration has been given to all those who days they have generated mangers by AI with very big reds and they haven’t even made them appear next to the mule.
The image of the nativity scene created by far-right MEP Jorge Buxadé wins hands down. Tweeters report a Virgin with six fingers on one hand, a gentleman with two left hands, a skull and an aborted baby in the lower right. A Child Jesus the size of a Mequinensa catfish shielded with a Spanish flag leads former Podemos Ramón Espinar to remind the politician that “it is Jesus Christ’s birthday, not Iniesta’s”. First it was Spain, then the big bang.
Another composition of this kind worthy of mention: “Jesus was born 2,023 years ago and is surrounded by soldiers with the face of Santiago Abascal with GoPros and a Spanish flag. Above him, you can see his future self bleeding and nailed to a cross, suffering.” @LosPajarosPican points it out. The Child has the spoiler in front of his nose just born. The military has Abascal’s, but not Ortega Smith’s face. The AI ??is late: Rockstar Games has acquired its image rights for GTA VI after intimidating police officers and assaulting a councilor from the Madrid City Council. Smith, direct to Vice City without going through Gibraltar.
The parody of it all comes courtesy of @Sr_Donze. Come up with a thread on X with various images created by AI, of course, with a lot of Spanish flags. It is a sequence of the Adoration that aims to bring the nonsense of Buxadé and others to absurdity. Fun and delirium at the same time. But those around Vox don’t give a damn and appropriate the figure of the Kings of the East wrapped in scarlet to affirm with a serious rictus that “Spain is Christian”.
Ultra cribs have been the biggest distraction on the web these days. Outside, there are other ways to spend time. Number one on Netflix, for example, has been the broadcast “in ultra HD 4k” [ultra!] of a bonfire of birch logs that “crackles in high definition with the warmth of these holidays”. But the joke has been going on since 2015. And repping Bruce Willis’s Die hard is already boring. We will continue to tune in to X, where @uncientovolando makes the best of the suggestions for these dates: “We need a new myth or Christmas being that brings gifts, but in return, takes things from home”.
