The trailer for ‘Jurassic World: Dominion’ features the entire crew.
We are not the biggest Jurassic World fans, but we do get a little dopamine from nostalgia-mining by the people in charge of Hollywood. It’s really nice to see the Jurassic Park old gang back together in this almost three-minute-long trailer Jurassic World: Dominion. This was released by Universal earlier Thursday morning ahead of The Big Game, or whatever we call Super Bowl LVI to avoid getting sued.
We hope that NBC paid for Sam Neill’s and Jeff Goldblum’s hype videos for the Rams & Bengals. It’s getting us weirdly chills to think of Goldblum calling Joe Burrow for some reason.
“This summer, witness the thrilling conclusion of the Jurassic Era as two generations come together for the first-ever time. Bryce Dallas Howard and Chris Pratt are joined by Oscar-winner Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum in ‘Jurassic World Dominion’, a bold, timely, and stunning new adventure that spans the globe.
Dominion is the fourth year after Isla Nublar was destroyed. It is directed by Colin Trevorrow, ‘Jurassic World’ architect. Now, dinosaurs live and hunt alongside humans around the globe. This fragile balance will change the future and decide, once and for all whether humans are to be the top predators on a planet that they share with some of the most terrifying creatures in history.
How about this? This is an interesting idea for a Jurassic Park sequel. We won’t lie. Shawn Levy, Ryan Reynolds, and Ryan Reynolds have returned with The Adam Project, a sci-fi movie about time travel. It’s a film that is sort of like taking the Frequency radios out of Frequency. This one is sure to be a huge hit with Netflix. Expect warm fuzzy feelings about learning to love yourself and seeing your father once again in a few weeks. The streamer released a new teaser trailer for the film on Thursday. You’ll want to see it before everyone else in your friends does.
Have a look at these:
https://youtu.be/X9ebeNKkc08One thing we kind of like about how Netflix approaches their publicity materials is how concise and short their synopses are. Why? Because it is easy to picture this as an elevator pitch written by a low-level intern to an executive in a Hollywood restroom. Follow along:
Intern: It’s nice out today, huh?
Executive: Okay, but we live in California so… When isn’t that going to be perfect for us?
[silence]
Intern: Well, sir. I am a big fan of Netflix Original Content.
Executive: Do you work here? Why would you not?
Intern: Haaaaaaah, yeah. However, I have an idea I think could be a winner.
Executive: Oh, goddamn it. You seem like a nice child. I’ll give it fifteen seconds and then I’ll start my watch… right now.
Intern: Here goes nothing. “A time-traveling pilot team up with his younger self, his father and to reconcile his past while saving his future.”
Executive: This might be the beginning to a wonderful friendship, my son.
[fin]
The Adam Project will be available on Netflix starting March 11. It’s not far away so you may not need to travel too far to see it. You can do it, really: Stop in 1985 to pick up some New Coke.
