There is nothing like spending an evening enjoying the theater. The atmosphere, the lights, the costumes, the music, the good work of the actors… Everything comes into play for a perfect evening. Hillary Clinton and her daughter, Chelsea, have long been fans of Broadway musicals, and it’s common to see them together or separately going to see the premieres.
Mother and daughter went to see the musical version of the mythical film Some Like It Hot (With skirts and like crazy, in Spain), starring Marilyn Monroe, Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon; at the famous Schubert Theater in New York, when they found something unexpected in the hallway: a couple of human excrement.
Now, it has nothing to do with the former First Lady and her daughter. As reported by Page Six, both were in the audience and were equally surprised when, when turning on the lights during intermission, both excrement was found in the aisle between the seats.
According to the sources consulted by said portal, the team responsible for the theater immediately dealt with the eschatological gift, with mother and daughter remaining in the performance for the second act.
Apparently, the fact that the droppings appeared there was the result of chance. The reality is that there is a subject who seems to have sworn to the theater in question, dedicating himself to defecate as soon as he has the slightest opportunity. Apparently, there was a moment that same day that her excrement even flew through the air, almost hitting the fans who came to the representation of other functions.
Other sources confirm that it would not be a person with a personal vendetta against the theater or the former First Lady, but rather an elderly person who could not control his sphincters. “It’s sad, but yes, the theater team worked quickly to help resolve the situation and the second act started when scheduled,” said sources assure the aforementioned portal.
Even so, there are those who assure that this would be the fourth time that this has happened in the same theater, so suspicions of treacherous recidivist behavior begin to be the most plausible theory.
It is hoped that, whatever it is, it will be resolved as soon as possible. The work is being a complete success, attracting celebrities such as Steven Spielberg or Martin Short.
