The most appropriate note is always on Twitter. “For a kiss I gave her in the port/To a lady I didn’t know/For a kiss I gave her in the port/They wanted to kill my joy/For a kiss I gave her in the port/I find myself in this prison ”. It is a fragment of a song by Manolo Escobar in the film A kiss in the port (1966). Remember her @andres_trasado. A genius only available to true moviegoers. “Rubiales is already preparing his version,” adds @adicaescribe. The singer kisses a tourist twice on the cheeks; the president of the RFEF, in the mouth of a soccer player. But by the hairs the stanza is not going that or painted.

In the sixties, when Escobar, tourism was a great invention. Here, in Soria and in the Ozores. In some cases today it is a burden. But everything can be solved, because the demassification of tourism in cities like Barcelona will come in two ways: the thieves will throw out the tourists dressed in watches of 500,000 euros; the heat will throw out the rest, those who only have to look at the time on their mobile.

It won’t be long before July and August are no longer considered vacation months. The high temperatures, in crescendo year after year, make them unbearable in the Mediterranean countries. The weather is not good. It’s heavy. It crushes you like a Plensa.

“In a few years, July and August will stop being vacation months and we will dedicate them to enduring the catastrophic temperatures as we can, from work to home and vice versa, and those who can afford it will temporarily emigrate north. The tourism industry can prepare itself”. It is the notice of @DucMantua. A greater deseasonalization of tourism is close.

The problem with this retouching of the work calendar is that it also implies a reconsideration of the school calendar, to deseasonalize the holidays as well. Consider, perhaps, that of the two and a half months of summer holidays, a part –a month?– move to kinder times. With all the measures for students to overcome the heat. Classrooms should be conditioned and it is already known that as the number of air conditioners increases, greenhouse gases increase. It is the feedback that @darioadanti points to.

Meanwhile, “I hate summer” and “how hot” abound in networks. With peculiarities: a search for “how hot” on Twitter responds with some sexualized tweets and young people showing off their bodies. With “quina calor” or “quina basca”, in Catalan (or in Valencian, tanto monta, monta tanto) there are laments for the weather. In any case, it is clear that summer is no longer for vacations.