The great battle between good and evil on the networks is being played by macxirullos and calxacalces, the two words that come to show how the semantic renewal of the language goes through La que se avecina, but it ignores other social changes: no one he no longer irons his underwear, if he ever did. No sheets or towels, just the shirts and thanks. No, neither are the jeans.

There is no need to explain its meaning, nor to which side each one belongs, macxirullo then this, the man who boasts of being a sexist according to the dictionaries that run through Google, although unfortunately the arrogance of the swaggering faction seems to be so inscribed in the DNA that many are without knowing it and even rejecting it. Planxacalces may sound more innovative to some of us, but it is a word with a certain antiquity, we find it already published at the beginning of the decade of 2010, prehistory, and it could have as synonyms shoes or tou, although they do not have exactly the same nuance in popular imagery: the trouser press is another step… down in the Macxirulò concept of masculinity, which consists of getting home, curling up on the sofa and having dinner served to you. The shoemaker, on the other hand, may have even cooked and done the shopping himself. Submitted! It will pay dearly!

Contrary to what an inexperienced person might think, those mentioned do not feel so embarrassed by these definitions, on the contrary, as long as they match the tribe with which they identify. A trouser press, which, let’s remember again, doesn’t iron panties, has chosen this condition, as @veganibalecter points out: “If you’re called bragas, you’re doing it well”. They are also called allies, mangina… the latter I admit I had to look it up to find out that it comes from the union of man (man) and vagina (this) and refers to the man dominated by gynocentrism. What a wealth of language.

One doesn’t know what makes them angrier towards the brats, alpha males, gentlemen and adherents, if the act of ironing, or the act of, at the height of domination, doing it for a woman, which is what the piece of underwear indicates. Let them iron, “like all life”, a trend that triumphed yesterday on Twitter. Well, let us tell you one thing: to all those who accuse shoe irons of seeking female approval, better a softie than a sexist. That they don’t even notice that the iron falls on them.