Hangover at the grocery stores

I don’t know whether to pay attention to Feijóo, who says that the process is still alive, or to Alejandro Fernández, from the same party, who says that it has died. That they don’t talk to each other? If everyone is friends at the games, especially when they win. And the PP has won, even though the quarters have been left.

Another thing is if you lose, then those you thought were friends can become rivals. On a Friday you see the leaders of the Left at the final meeting holding hands, and on Monday one of them resigns and the other says he is leaving to stay.

Puigdemont is more skilled, despite the fact that he has lost the third regional elections in which he is running. Before someone from his party tells him “listen, you won’t be president, we don’t even join the Alliance, so resign as you promised”, he comes out to say that he will stand for the investiture, which Pedro Sánchez also lost and was president O Collboni mayor. He evades one piece of information: Sánchez did not ask Feijóo to abstain, nor did Collboni ask Trias for anything, and Puigdemont does ask Illa for something, through Pedro Sánchez. Good thing the independents don’t like being ruled from Madrid.

I imagine Puigdemont: “Look, Salvador, since for the first time you won in votes and seats, I will ask you to abstain so that I will be the president, and also I will return to the promised land thanks to the amnesty that have the support of the Government of your party. And if you don’t do it, I withdraw my support for Sánchez, I bring down the central government, there are elections in Spain, the right wins and the Amnesty law is imposed”. Puigdemont is an incredible guy. It’s ten minutes away from saying that if he’s not president it’s because he doesn’t want to, like Feijóo.

In this type of cunning, independence has moved since they founded the process there in 2012. We are in a hurry. Not a paper on the floor. The smile revolution. I advance the elections and lose 12 deputies. President, put the ballot boxes. Plebliscitarias Together for the “yes. They don’t win in votes or by adding up those of the CUP, but so much so, that we did win in seats. Kick forward. Step aside, from Mas. And they put the number of I don’t know how many from the list for Girona. And in 18 months, goodbye, Spain. “Good, then very good, then goodbye”. Referendum or Referendum. The democratic mandate of October 1. We voted, we won. Independence. Oops, we don’t have State structures. I’m going to Waterloo. master move And all, with the invaluable collaboration of the State apparatus: judges, ministers, journalists and villagers.

Until Sánchez arrives with pardons and amnesty instead of repression. But Puigdemont, don’t surrender. I’m presenting myself again, and if I’m president, I’m coming back now, I swear to you for the sake of Jordis. And on the last day of the campaign, I take out another Jordi, Pujol, uno di noi, so that the club can see that we are the usual ones. And the voting day is paralyzed Rodalies. euphoria We have to touch it. The results start to come out and the PSC takes 200,000 votes. It’s just that our people didn’t go to vote. Well, it’s strange, because with the list of successes of the last 12 years, it’s surprising that they haven’t been voted for. Come on. quick Another trick. Another rock in the belt. I present myself at the investiture. And that the process continues alive, coincidentally the same as Feijóo wants.

The process has been the Las Vegas hangover of politics. A great revelry that broke out and no one knew how to control it. You look back and don’t explain how things happened. Now we are on the way down. I understand that it’s frustrating, I’ve been living the process for many years. But this time the end was not decreed by a judge, nor by a minister, nor by a corrupt cop. The Catalans have said it, voting. Let someone warn him. President, for now, the broccoli is over, you understand me.

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