The Goiat bear, the last sex-symbol of the Pyrenees, has left us with a discretion that he lacked in his life and his memory will live on among those who think he was a victim of fame – bad fame to be exact – and hostage to his impulses, among which, apart from smoking, there was everything and nothing good.
Unlike the silly Yogi, the Goiat was a self-made plantigrade, who one fine day in 2016 was torn from his native Slovenia to let him go to the Pyrenees with the occurrence that he was an exemplary machine, called to repopulate the region.
The goat threw the mountain and the Goiat threw what is not written until one day he said enough, type of sexual reification. And instead of coming to his senses and having lunch at two o’clock, he chose to roam around and attack the cattle, to the dismay of the competent authorities, who are stubborn to repopulate the Pyrenees with civic and healthy bears.
Against his will, the Goiat became a plague. Slovene by birth and Catalan by adoption, the Government of Aragon and the General Council of Aran even asked the Generalitat to expatriate him, as if the Generalitat had nothing better to do than to expatriate around 2018.
The ecologists never lost faith in the Goiat, to which the breeders of the Pyrenees wanted to give him lead and everything because it grazes sheep, cattle and some foals. They can now sleep peacefully: the indomitable has become mute and since April 25, 2022 has not given signs of life, hence the Bru Network – what would we do without it! – has just declared the Goiat “extinct” , that bear
Those of us who were lucky enough not to deal with him half a meter away will remember his laughter, his abuse and that generosity of his. El Goiat never had a yes to friends – very few, the truth – and he knew how to transmit eternal values ??such as the excellence of lamb chops, the aversion to social networks and a walk that if hikers from the metropolitan area of ??Barcelona would like.
Goiat, what do we have to explain to you that you don’t know? Procreating, eating and bathing is the plot of the work. The best are leaving.
