And you, have you already made history?

Apparently, Catalonia will “make history” – universal? – if on Saturday March 16 all its theaters put up the sold out sign – set to abuse the language -, as can be seen from the announcement of the “Cap butaca” campaign empty!”.

The possibility of making history without killing anyone, not even the neighbor’s parrot, is attractive. At modest prices, it will be enough to deposit the body in an armchair, silence the mobile phone and still make a snipe – at the risk of a conjugal elbow strike – to make history. And to think that Napoleon Bonaparte had to lead several winter campaigns, suffer banishment, marry Josephine and make few friends in his pictorial portraits to enter history!

And you, have you already made history? What are you waiting for? It is appropriate to take advantage of fashion now that the requirement that it is only history that changes the course of humanity and not just any rib has disappeared.

In several dinners with friends, he has urged them to do an examination of conscience, review their lives and confess if they have already made history or if they are on it. Sadly, they all think they’ve made history in their lifetime.

-One night, five times!

Camilo Sesto, you are in heaven, Holy Virgin of Montserrat, together we will do everything… What a generation of the binary male human gender mine!

-Forty-eight hours, ten minutes and twenty-four seconds without leaving the room at the Los Podencos hotel.

– I did it on the deck of a pedal skate in the Tyrrhenian Sea!

-Everyone has made love on a pedal skate in the Tyrrhenian Sea, Artemi! The merit is to do it in the Manga del Mar Menor. That was indeed historic, especially when a couple from the Civil Guard, the photographer of Ideal de Murcia and a committee of mothers from Castilla-La Mancha were waiting for us at the edge…

– The Boeing 747 was flying over the Covadonga lakes when the stylist in the seat next to him slid his hand…

How can there be men like that, so childish?, some readers will ask. That’s what I’m saying, I’m part of it! It is clear that the Khmer Rouge made more history and no one told them anything.

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