The new animal welfare law is now fully underway. The year is over and also those first months of turning a blind eye in which the very long list of you shall not carry, you shall not walk, you shall not leave, you shall not tie, you shall not buy, you shall not sell and you shall not breed have been implemented which would be fine , especially if you have a dog, that you learn by heart. For those who have one and more for those who have been encouraged to put two, three, four or the five that Milei treasures at home (those who take care of six or more assume the obligation to register their home as a zoological nucleus) here is a summary of the things that would not be superfluous to point out near the shopping list.

Now it’s serious. You play inhuman fines. For the biggest one (600,000 in the case of lialar pardísima) you would need a tenth and a half of the number awarded yesterday in the Christmas lottery or three of ours, the Grossa that will be drawn in two Sundays.

Us: You will not take your dog in the car, unless (and this is not a joke) you tie him to the back seats, the floor or the trunk!

You will not walk your dog loose in the street no matter how small, harmless and cute it is.

You will not take off your dog’s leash in any park, no matter how much you have done so far, and you will only let him off at pipicans and beaches (before scanning: at least on Barcelona’s beaches only those with a chip have access) where the is specifically allowed.

You will not tie your dog to the doors of the pharmacy, the supermarket or the bakery. But you also can’t leave it on the terrace, on the balcony or on the roof while you go away not so calmly (there’s always that shadow of guilt) to attend to your everyday things and purchases.

You will not buy or sell animals over the Internet. You will only adopt and where the law tells you to. You will sterilize him. And you will pick up their poop. You will equalize their pee. You will provide it with your third-party liability insurance (between 25 and 50 euros per year, not that much either). And if yours is a ppp (potentially dangerous dog) you will muzzle him, you will acquire his naughty dog ??card.

Don’t you have a dog? You don’t even think of giving it to yourself or giving it away. pay attention to me Buy yourself a Furby.