Since he did it for the first time in Survivors 2018, this new art of fortune telling has become a specialty of Master Joao, one of the most television clairvoyants and futurologists in our country. There is no ass that the seer has not already read.
Apparently, all the familiar faces of Mediaset have been piqued by the curiosity of clairvoyance. An example of this was Jorge Javier Vázquez who, in full direct, dropped his pants to see his future. Something similar happened to Toñi Moreno too, that she found out about “a hype” some time before she got pregnant. And, now, the turn has been for Valeria Ros, substitute presenter of Zapeando, who showed her buttocks to Master Joao in a comical scene with dramatic overtones.
In the middle of the Survivientes 2018 gala, Jorge Javier Vázquez dropped his pants, leaving his butt in the air in front of all of Spain, so that Master Joao could read it to him and make a prediction of his future. “This is a historic moment for television,” said Alejandro Albalá in the background.
The seer made it very clear that the presenter could have a loving reunion with some mess from the past. But he also affirmed that he would sell his house very soon and that, in addition, he was going to move away from the world of television in two years. A prediction that was not misguided seeing what has happened with Jorge Javier in recent months.
Another of the most striking live predictions was that of Toñi Moreno who, behind a screen to preserve her privacy, listened carefully to what her behind was saying to Maestro Joao. “This is a hype, I see you with a hype!” exclaimed the seer to Toñi’s surprise. However, after lifting the panel you could see how the presenter wore a plastic butt. Even so, two years after this prediction, Moreno was a mother.
Now it has been the turn of a presenter from La Sexta, Valeria Ros, who is in charge of Zapeando during Dani Mateo’s vacation. “How I like to have my ass read”, commented Valeria Ros, although she, before, warned Master Joao: “Don’t tell me anything bad, it gives me a down”.
After seeing a band-aid on her butt and removing it, the presenter told her that it was due to “a little mole.” To which the futurologist snapped: “It’s not a mole, it’s a bite you’ve been given.” From there, he began his ass reading. Master Joao said that Ros, apart from being “a very profound woman”, has an open channel through which “any spirit can enter […] and speak through you”.
As for the love field, the seer confirmed that many couples will come out, but with difficulties. “I’m not disgusted by anything,” the Basque took humorously. “And they will all be physically different people,” Joao pointed out, immediately making it clear that his love life would be “a whole drama until you find the different person.”
However, almost at the end of the reading, at the insistence of Valeria Ros regarding the sentimental field, the futurologist assured her that between the spring and summer of 2024 she will have a boyfriend: “I think it will be a couple known to all of Spain, someone of popularity, who is going to give a lot to talk about ”. And to top it off, she gave the initial of the presenter’s next couple: V. Who will it be?
