You might as well surrender, all resistance is hopeless: Valentine’s day is here to stay.

It does not need to be taken care of with flowers from the tank, a Happy Meal from Mac D or a residence in Sønder Bøvelse – we have found three things that saves you and your boyfriend’s or your potential boyfriend’s Valentine’s day.

This one requires almost nothing of you – but a good portion of the profits of your boyfriend or your sweetheart.

Juggernaut pornhub.com that has been the world’s largest pornoside in the power of a well-oiled markedsføringsmaskine, has launched a valentinspostkortsgenerator.

You enter just the name of your valentinsdate and choose one of the three models, Asa Akira, Rod Jackson or Ryan Creamer.

And hey presto, a so you get a small postkortvideo, where your beloved’s name appears, which you can send to your loved one. He or she will get so even a free pornhub premium subscription, where the movies are in HD.

Because nothing says ‘I love you’ as a pornopostkort and free slaskere in HD.

Screenshot: Pornhub.com

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You have probably heard of the five kærlighedssprog, which has filled countless women’s magazines (and these pages) ago Gary Chapman in 1992 launched the concept in The book ‘The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate’. Only the English version has sold 11 million copies.

It’s about how we want to be loved, and to typically provide the type of love you want to receive. Unfortunately, it is not certain that her boyfriend is talking the same language.

to help you to find out which kærlighedssprog you and your boyfriend are talking, the country’s largest sex shop, sinful.dk, has developed an app. In the matches you and your partner each take on a number of simple questions such as this:

eventually expect the algorithms to, what language you speak and gives a short explanation of what it involves. And you can then send to your boyfriend, who thereby gets to know what he or she can do to make you feel loved. And so he or she can even take the test.

The five kærlighedssprog is:

Time and presence – you will be happy to spend quality time with your partner.

Sweet words – you will be happy to get appreciative words of praise and encouragement.

Services – you feel loved if your partner is considerate and does things for you.

Gifts – you will be happy to have concrete, solid evidence that your partner loves you.

Physical touch – you feel loved when your partner gives you hugs and kisses, or when he/she touches you.

nothing says ‘I love you’ as ‘how will you be loved?’

Kiss & love – 23. feb. 2019 – at. 21:13 Take this conversation and have better sex & cohabitation

Well, the boyfriend was a little disappointed with your two Valentine’s actions? Had he/she put the nose up after something with a little more schwung?

Well, then, you just check on swingerguiden.dk and check the calendar for the 14. February, where you can find the nearest (or farthest, if you do not want to meet the neighbor and your colleague) club, who have a special Valentinstema.

In Tucan between Kolding and Vejle garments of the club in red and invites the guests, both singles and couples, to come in the red, then dressed up in for example, the red panties. If you’re really imaginative and cheeky, you can even win a bottle of Asti.

You can also win a gift card of 500 dollars in a special game. At check-in you get the opportunity to participate by taking up the club’s heart-mark:

‘Mark can be given to another, for the ‘a good deed’, a little cheeky performance, a kiss, or just someone with a sweet smile. It is completely up to each individual person. Maybe it is YOU who receives a notice from one or more of the other.’

nothing says ‘I love you’ like a trip in the local club.