Let’s be honest: we put up with Pedro Sánchez and Isabel Díaz Ayuso because they are handsome. Because it magnetizes us to see how their clothes look on them – any garment, on any occasion. We are hypnotized by following them with our eyes and seeing how they move, as if they were porcelain dolls into which a divine breath had breathed life. Always in harmony, arms, legs, head. And in that trance, they articulate their lips and speak through their mouths. Lies, atrocities, insults. But what do they want to be told? Even that suits them well. Because? Because they are handsome.
There is no need to torment yourself. Beauty is very rare and all of us who are not beauty know the value of treasuring it. Well, one would have dedicated himself to writing novels if he had been handsome. It is no coincidence that culture is full of ugliness, radio programs and CaixaBank offices. Therefore, we must greatly appreciate that in the case of Pedro Sánchez and Isabel Díaz Ayuso, being handsome, they have also made an effort to be politicians and do with us whatever they want.
With what vindictive and quarrelsome spirit does Pere Aragonès go to ask for a dialogue table, an international mediator, if Pedro Sánchez appears before him in the Generalitat with his handsome smile? The thing is that even he will be tempted to return our personal income tax. Who doesn’t get up at six in the morning to make Beyoncé breakfast?
Not long ago, Díaz Ayuso came to our city to talk about Libertilandia, the community he governs. But he barely talked about it. Catwoman started criticizing Batman, but we let her because she’s pretty and it would depress us to contradict her and make her angry with us. Yes, she even hesitated telling us that if we want to be Madrid, we should try it and see how it turns out. As if it were easy to be handsome, Nacho Cano or tax dumping.