Animals could be living their best moment on planet Earth since some became extinct with Jurassic Park. They reproduce like never before. So much so that, for example, in Spain there are more dogs than children, which is causing changes in urban planning, values ??and social relations. In this context, the fire of passion has its own name, Pyros, chosen as the male god, who lives in the Garden of Eden of the Pyrenees, where almost 90% of the bears that live there are his descendants.
This stallion has already far surpassed Snowflake, who, despite fornicating like a rabbit (even if he was a gorilla), was never able to have a little white gorilla who could help him continue selling t-shirts and caps to tourists in Barcelona (even some of The 1,500 cruise passengers who were detained in the port this week due to visa problems for 69 passengers of Bolivian origin would surely have taken some souvenirs.
If Pyros were human, he would surely be Spanish and would contribute to raising the birth rate. A curious fact to further gauge the magnitude of the tragedy is that macaroni, the typical dish that is always part of any restaurant children’s menu, is one of the ten foods that have increased the most in price in the last three years. So no one can think of having children. Although they have not become as expensive as gold, which has risen 25% since the Hamas attacks against Israel and has set a historical record. Why do human beings place so much value on a piece of metal, no matter how precious it may seem? Why is so much importance given to a piece of paper that someone has decided to call a “euro bill”?… That’s what happens to us when we play Monopoly and other similar board games.
Israel, where gold grows to buy bombs, is getting out of hand (and out of hand) with the war in Gaza. They say that the army has dismissed two military commanders for the deadly attack against the convoy of the American NGO World Central Kitchen (WCK), founded by Spanish chef José Andrés. One imagines Netanyahu himself playing “Pito pito gorgorito” to see who would be the scapegoat to appear to the United States that the Israeli Government had reacted to this blunder, as they have described it. He has also reprimanded two other senior army officers linked to this attack. That is, the latter have only been shown the yellow card; to the other two, the red one.
In Spain, Luis Rubiales, alias “piquito”, the Central Operational Unit (UCO) of the Civil Guard is scrutinizing him to see what card they will give him at the end of everything (if he is finally expelled from the field of play, he would surely prefer to end up in the Dominican Republic). They talk about bites and other corruptile jargon so common in the dictionary of the Spanish language. In addition, the judge is investigating almost a hundred bank accounts of former Barça player Gerard Piqué for business with Rubiales (we do not know if Shakira is collaborating by continuing the vendetta that she started with the song that she dedicated to him when they separated).
Be that as it may, it is undeniable that Rubiales and Piqué created a school when they agreed to take the Spanish Super Cup to Saudi Arabia, where Spanish football is competing for one of the titles of the season. Now, this formula wants to be transferred to politics, specifically, to the Catalan election campaign. The current president, Pere Aragonès (ERC), has proposed a three-way debate with Salvador Illa (PSC) and Carles Puigdemont (Junts) “where necessary”, that is, abroad. It seems difficult for it to be celebrated, especially if it does not have the intermediation of Rubiales and Piqué. Be that as it may, it is already beginning to be seen that this electoral campaign is going to be characterized by lurches: first the idea of ??unique financing for Catalonia was launched and, now, there is talk of a referendum again.
But the most surprising thing of all is that this week we have learned about a new concept and we cannot attribute it to any of these political parties: “autonomy anxiety”… No, make no mistake, it has nothing to do with any Catalan political demand, since it refers to the long lines to charge the electric car and not to the independence of Catalonia. The latter depends on Pyros.
