The dynamic Ministry of Equality of the Kingdom of Spain is thinking about everything and is announcing an app for this summer – a marker on the mobile, so that married suckers can understand me – that will record the time that each spouse dedicates to housework, which represents today a 5 to 2 “favorable” to women.

What guys? Let’s see that cry: we are going to win this game!

It is an app, with the endorsement of the ministry, that will allow you to time the time dedicated to maintaining the home in sanitary conditions, the fridge full (beers included?), the clean bathrooms, the cushions in their place and the paired socks.

At the moment, the use of this app will not be mandatory and it has legal purposes, as well as recreational ones: couples will be able to comment on the simultaneous score on a daily basis.

–Honorato, did you need 45 minutes today to buy bread?

-Two ladies slipped into me, a widower who was in a hurry and on top of that I had to wait for the baking to come out…

Posts to incorporate the technology, from here I suggest the Ministry of Equality to add the video recording of the tasks, as an expert test and in order to avoid discussions about possible waste of time.

–In minute 36, Honorato Franco Martínez, you have eaten a sandwich in the market. You haven’t stopped the timer…

The important thing between now and the summer is to develop a ministerial regulation that breaks down the tasks and their times. Because? I know married people.

They all help, they all do their best as soon as they step foot in the home and they all claim that their criteria for cleanliness, order and placement of cushions – that if it were up to them they would never have entered the house – differ from that of their wives, hence the risk of challenges.

–If the sink is already like the jets of gold!

–And what about sleeping without ironing the sheets?

As it is about having the party in peace and this app at home, clear rules and even sanctions are urgently needed. It is not that the married consider it good to bathe the baby Antoñito in 72 seconds and 15 tenths the nights of the Champions League…