Washington, D.C. – So, it turns out that former President Biden has been hit with a bit of a health scare: advanced prostate cancer. This news has got everyone talking, with more questions than answers floating around. Experts in the oncology field are debating what this means for Biden and his future, while folks in Washington are scratching their heads over his decision to run for re-election last year.

The bombshell dropped on Sunday when Biden’s office revealed that the 82-year-old had been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer that had already spread to his bones. The discovery came after some urinary issues led to the finding of a nodule on his prostate. But here’s the kicker: it’s unclear whether Biden had been keeping an eye on his prostate-specific antigens, aka PSA levels, while he was in office. Did he know about the risk of cancer and still decide to run for a second term? The plot thickens.

As if things weren’t complicated enough, a new book called “Original Sin” spills the tea on Biden’s team trying to hide his aging from the public and the media. This cancer diagnosis only adds fuel to the fire, raising more doubts about Biden’s health and transparency. President Trump even chimed in, expressing his sympathies but also questioning why the cancer wasn’t caught earlier. The drama continues as experts weigh in on whether Biden’s doctors should have been more proactive in monitoring his PSA levels. It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.