Year after year, since 1970, the Famosa dolls travel 5,000 kilometers from Onil (Alicante) to go to the portal of Bethlehem and send their love and friendship to the Child, and no consideration has been given to all those who these days have generated cribs for AI with huge red-and-white ones to place next to the mule.
The image of the nativity scene created by far-right MEP Jorge Buxadé takes the cake. Twitter users report a Virgin with six fingers on one hand, a man with two left hands, a skull and an aborted creature in the lower right frame. A Baby Jesus the size of a Mequinenza catfish wrapped in a Spanish flag also leads former Podemos member Ramón Espinar to remind the politician that “it is Jesus Christ’s birthday, not Iniesta’s.” First it was Spain, then the big bang.
Another composition of this nature worthy of mention: “Jesus is born 2,023 years ago and is surrounded by soldiers with the face of Santiago Abascal with GoPros and a Spanish flag. Above him, you can see his future self bleeding and nailed to a cross, suffering.” @LosPajarosPican points it out. The Child has the spoiler right under his nose as soon as he is born. The military has Abascal’s, but not Ortega Smith’s face. The AI ??arrives late: Rockstar Games has taken over its image rights for GTA VI after intimidating police officers and attacking a Madrid City Council councillor. Smith, direct to Vice City without passing through Gibraltar.
The parody of all this comes thanks to @Sr_Donze. Create an X thread with several images created by AI, of course, with a lot of Spanish flag. It is a sequence of Adoration that seeks to take the nonsense of Buxadé and others to the absurd. A diversion and a delirium at the same time. But the Vox entourage doesn’t give a damn and appropriates the figuration of the Three Wise Men wrapped in red to affirm with a serious rictus that “Spain is Christian.”
The ultra nativity scenes have been the biggest distractions on networks these days. Outside of them there are other ways to pass the time. Number one on Netflix has been the broadcast “in ultra HD 4k” [ultra!] of a bonfire of birch logs that “crackles in high definition with the warmth typical of these holidays.” But since 2015 the joke has lasted. And refilling Die Hard is already cloying. We will continue tuning in to
