She is one of the fashionable comedians of the moment, and no wonder, because Patricia Galván is very funny and even more so when she tells one of her stories. The comedian was the guest of the last La Ruina program, in Cornellà, and she told a “ruin” that did not leave anyone indifferent.
“Maybe it’s a ruin that ends in another ruin, but… I’m going to call it The Day I Got Into a Vox,” the comedian began by explaining, trying to justify what she was going to say by revealing that she had suffered a recent breakup and “you’re not okay.”
Her story began at “Pili’s wedding,” who placed her at a table “with a bunch of posh people” with whom, apparently, Galván had nothing in common. “Why?” He still wonders, “I don’t know.” The fact is that she, sitting at that table and surrounded by people so opposite to her person, meets a girl “who won’t stop talking to me.”
The girl in question tells him that she has seen him on television, because coincidentally she was experiencing a moment in which one of his appearances had gone viral; and fills her with compliments, but the comedian is not very interested in the task. “I tell him, ‘Let me eat.’ Totally, very heavy,” she says in the program. A terrible meal, but it changed at the time of the treat.
“What has been the dance begins, so more fun; “This person approaches me,” says the comedian, revealing that the girl from before who wouldn’t stop talking tried again to start a conversation with her insistently. So much so that in the story she is called “Puff.”
“Puff comes and says to me: ‘Are you happy? “Happy to… Very happy?” Galván continues to explain, knowing what the girl was referring to, tells him no, thank you. The girl reveals that, to the surprise of almost no one, “everyone here is very happy today.”
After her confession, the girl went to the bathroom, and Galván told her that she was leaving too, but only to urinate. Of course, it didn’t stop the girl from holding her hand. “She takes my hand, turns around and smiles at me.”
“I see a sparkle in his eyes, we enter the bathroom of the farmhouse and he grabs Puff, he brings out his joy,” the comedian continues, revealing that, two seconds later, they were making out in the bathroom.
“Imagine, getting involved, at a posh wedding, with two great dresses,” the comedian continues. Suddenly, Puff changed his mind. Giving him a push, he began to cry. “Auntie, my boyfriend. That I am from Vox. That he was sitting at the table.”
The girl, as she later learned, had never had an experience with another woman; What’s more, she had sent her partner home “to take the dog out” while she chased Galván around the entire party, making it seem more like a “gymkhana from bar to bar” than a wedding.
“He started chasing me throughout the wedding. He looked like the Pop Magician. He would appear, touch me and tell me: ‘My boyfriend is not coming back.’ I didn’t get involved with a dog, but she was very bitchy,” Galván revealed. “I already have enough of my ruin without getting into another one.” Of course, he recognizes that he was weak and fell into temptation again, and several times. “It was Rambo Acorralao. “I was already going to infiltrate the party to dynamite it from within.”
