Does your husband snore? Is it often decorated with spaghetti? Do you have erectile dysfunction when it suits you? Do not throw it in the bin! Any day now he is being recycled at the Camp Nou in the next version of the married versus singles matches as he takes his liver out of his mouth, 92,522 spectators cheer his name – “Honored, Honored, Honored!” –, streamers broadcast his bouts of back pain and the kids have a blast. In the event of a heart attack, the festive public will chant: the Honorable has denied him!
Far from annoying, we football fans are excited about the Kings League, an inspirational competition to the point that the Vatican is considering renting out St. Peter’s Basilica for the next edition and thus, incidentally, monetizing the facilities. I, in order to monetize…
The final was a party, as Ernest Hemingway would say, who would have had so much fun on Sunday with his big game shotguns at the top of the Camp Nou. The public is ready to see the Cultural Leonesa on the attack and is looking for experiences, where the important thing is not to win but to live an experience and be part of the history of Sunday afternoons (not to be confused with Sundays at the afternoon of La Casita Blanca in Barcelona).
I would say that the comments on the show were childish and the presidents of the fighting clubs were very cute, although I’m not sure either, because after ten minutes I disconnected from the show, an unequivocal sign that it has a future and is profitable .
What I liked most was to relive the non-monetizing experience of those matches of singles versus marrieds in coastal housing developments or vacationers versus natives at 20th-century major fiestas, sponsored by Linimento Sloan, the pharmacies of guard and the Reflex spray.
The audience was also family friendly and had a lot of fun:
-The fishmonger has just left his eyebrows on the pole!
The Kings League is not football, it is something else, say the experts saying that it is not football but something else. To the things!, said that one. And I refer to things: what a beast, but if people have fun…
