Among the many pre- or peri-electoral proposals/gadgets, there are several for which it is worth putting up with the kilos of partisan propaganda in our mailboxes –we will never thank the “vote for Zutano” enough for its commendable collaboration in the destruction of the planet–. If you have not participated in any survey, now is your chance to do so.

What do you consider more (un)useful, the Equality app to distribute, or not, domestic work; the pots with which the PP demonstrates its, uh, support for the defense of the environment, or the customized shirts with which Minister Belarra promotes the national printing industry?

They all have their what. For most tweeters, the application so diligently publicized by Secretary of State Ángela Rodríguez Pam will be as ineffective as the covid radar, which only identified 1% of infections. Will the new invention catch more scammers? Well, we don’t know, taking into account that it is not mandatory and that also, if we already forget to click on the app to sign in at work, I won’t tell you about this one. The advantage is that it is cheap. For now.

Pots. The Twitter joke was easy, it must be admitted: “You were wrong, that it was more ETA, not pots”. Isabel Díaz Ayuso proposes putting a plant on each balcony to fight against climate change. Tremble, Hollywood, which arrives on your screens Madrid. The pot community, now that we’ve all seen the one with the ring. The passersby also tremble. And if one falls on you? And above all the trees tremble, especially those found in appetizing terrain. What I see in the occurrence is a lack of ambition: just a pot? Let’s go further, let’s turn the facades of the houses into a vertical garden, to show the power of the capital, and let’s breathe. The humidity, if that, another day.

I have to admit my doubts about the shirt that Minister Ione Belarra wore, to say, in Congress with the face of Ayuso’s brother in a pointing gesture that connects so well with her public, of course her ministry is Social Rights and not individual, so you can. No, my doubts are not for legal or even moral reasons. Is it a business opportunity or is the market already saturated thanks to mobile applications? What do the tweeters say? More than say, they do. Tshirts. And I do not continue