The last few days have faced the Fakejóo and Sanchinflas networks; we assume that they have already identified the owners of these bad names, we don’t say unwanted because by now they are already done with everything and besides it could be worse. Much worse. No, we do not give ideas, which are not free. It can be seen that we are progressing inadequately in terms of linguistic ease.

This week in an interview with Gran Wyoming, Pedro Sánchez showed that he knew them and laughed at them (to a certain extent). He likes Bizcochito, but we have to say that, after a search on the networks like good professionals, that is to say, a few pages, there is no more trace of this bad name on Twitter than the one left by Sánchez; it must be old, because it sounds affectionate, although it leaves an aftertaste of tovet. Don’t worry, Pedro.

Let’s continue: Falconeti. We do find this one, referring to our presidential plane, that is, the Falcon and the use that Sánchez makes of it. It could be worse, it could go back to Falconetti, the villain of the series Hombre rico, hombre pobre, don’t say you remember her or you’ll see the brass of the age. Or in Falcon Crest, a little later, but not by much, a family in which everyone was stabbing for power. The vines, let’s clarify. It could also be a match.

Perro Sanchez Definitely insulting and nasty. Let’s move on, but Twitter is full of allusions, even parodic profiles, and not all of them have hidden faces… Su Sanchidad. What do you want, it has a certain charm. We also find a few profiles with this alias, some of which offer for every presentation “If I don’t say it, I rebento…”. Don’t do it, man (or woman, but one would say man), it’s not worth it.

Nicknames say a lot about those who wear them, almost as much as about those who suffer from them. For example, Fakejóo, no doubt sprung from someone who drinks from the fountains of the English language, producer of such glorious puns as Waity Katie and Bloody Mary, the bloody queen turned cocktail (the nickname, not the queen). He calls into question the veracity of Feijóo and, moreover, with a word moderniqui.

And Sanchinflas? We dare to say that a certainly no less number of tweeters must not fall that comes from Cantinflas, as we think it must come. The creators of the nickname must be of a certain age, but if it is intended to ridicule, it must be easily understood by those to whom it is directed. In other words, Gen Z and others must be looking for it on Wikipedia. Do we get it right?