On Thursday we were chatting with Jordi Basté in El Món on RAC1 when Igor Crespo, Nikola Mirotic’s representative, called the program. Crespo chose the matrimonial lawyer suit for the occasion and did what is expected of a specialist in monetizing the failures of the soul: alerting the ex-partner that the tick is not going to come off his arm as long as there is blood left to suck.
Couples who break up tend to be in a hurry. They want to leave the mess behind as soon as possible. But the good matrimonial lawyer never has it. A blow of the fly requires speed, it is not going to happen that the spouse with a full wallet thinks about it too much. But a divorce requires the opposite, slowness. suffocate the other Forcing him to continue sleeping under the same roof until he loosens his wallet. And the tick spoke clearly: it is 31,000 euros a day as long as it continues attached to the skin. And she has no intention of letting go until there is an agreement on the marriage agreements that were signed on the day of the wedding, with Josep Maria Bartomeu as officiant. Love can be very expensive, but heartbreak is more onerous. Popular wisdom always to the rescue: it is not whoever wants to divorce, but who can.
The matrimonial lawyer was asked directly if we were talking only about money. And at this point he also did his job well. No Please! The feelings are there! The members of the group were about to take out their handkerchiefs to dry our tears for poor Mirotic. Disgusted, kicked out of the marital bed of Barcelona in which he has made so many sacrifices to keep the relationship safe. So the money, the matrimonial lawyer implied, is just an addition. Does suffering have a price? Can disdain be repaid? The matrimonial lawyer needed to add, to fully embrace the spirit of the times, that the power forward has been reified by Barça. Once used, it is now treated like a sack of meat, like organic waste. Whoa, whoa! The effect of this part of the spiel was rather limited. Who else who least knows that it’s about bitches, only bitches. They will not want us to call it love when it is plain that it is only about sex.
What did remain abundantly clear is that the divorce can come out to Barça for an arm and a leg. Only Mirotic’s rush to lie in another bed can make it cheaper. The matrimonial lawyer said none. That her client manages well in marital abstinence. And that he is willing, in this sense, to starve more than a school teacher. The exact amount of the settlement will depend on how much truth there is in this statement. Marrying and unmarrying must be thought slowly.
