Spain deserves more. And much more. The time has come to vote for Pacma, let’s see if he enters Congress once and for all –326,000 votes in the last general elections, a 14% rise– and is decisive in the governability of Spain and its animals.
I will vote Pacma for Snowflake, the best ambassador that Barcelona has had since the stars of the Paralelo. What a way to face it! What a way to touch the turnip! And always with a sleeve cut for children…
If people read the electoral programs, they would understand the decision better. “Maximum welfare for animals”. That’s what I say these days, when I perpetrate columns in an attic without refrigeration, I go out drinking and the ladies are in the gym and I think, oh, if Copito were alive, they might as well present him to the Senate.
Among the abundant and varied prohibitions, the Pacma proposes to cap the zoos –including the one in Menorca, which exists–, a liberation that would allow me to enjoy chimpanzees, my favorite pet animal, in the streets.
Fortunately, unlike cats and dogs, Pacma exempts apes from compulsory – and “subsidized” – sterilization. How can you tell they know chimpanzees, well the divorced man’s best friend! Badly, things change. And on top of that something tells me that they have a bad drink…
Don’t think it’s all animal welfare. The program also cares about humans and advocates banning foie gras – so bad for a healthy death – and new fish farms, lest the poor eat sea bream every month.
If Pacma enters Congress, goodbye lions, welcome to the animal kingdom. The regulation would be modified so that the elected animalists could bring stigmatized species and thus make visible the bad life we ??give to urban pigeons, wild boars run over by drivers who beat them up for not paying attention and those 300,000 animals that every year – the figure is from Pacma – are abandoned and not in asylums. Only the malicious can link these 326,000 votes to some of these abandoned animals. They wouldn’t!
Copito, twenty years already, always in the heart. your relatives
