Pleasure tutorial day for women on the networks. Tuesday was the International Day of the Female Orgasm (eighth edition) and the crotch, as is normal, took the wet center stage of the event. The courtship coincided with International Cat Day, but the truth is that the meowing was no match for the moaning. The celebration of the mixinos was blurred. Very aaahhhhhh and little mine!
Gender unionism joined the sex party with vindictive spirit. The slogan was that the pleasure gap must be eliminated. That is, the supposed difference between the greater number of men who reach orgasm compared to that of women.
We note that it seems necessary for clitoris activists to reach a consensus on the percentage of women who never climax. On Tuesday, the disparity in the figures reigned and this always lacks credibility. But we don’t give it more importance. After all, is there anyone who tells the truth in these matters?
The day passed with a festive air, with most of the celebrants wishing for a good orgasm, which the lucky ones must have, and with the sex toy industry striving to make visible the goodness and infallibility of their products
Internet users with a pedagogic vocation mainly illustrated the need to enthrone the clitoris and overthrow the historical reign of the vagina to ensure greater performance in sexual orgasms.
With so much biological conventionalism came the risk that some group would feel hurt, displaced, marginalized, revolted and silenced. So there was no lack of reminders about the fact that if the female orgasm was celebrated, it was also necessary to include in this category that of women with penises, regardless of size and thickness.
Amongst so much serious sex there was also some humor. But, as in the networks talent also has limitations, several accounts resorted to the same occurrence: “I see that it is the International Day of the Female Orgasm. Is it for real or are you also faking it?”
Aside from the joke, we must attest to a paradox: the most shared image to celebrate the day was Meg Ryan’s fake orgasm in the movie When Harry Met Sally (1989).
However, it must be assumed that the real celebration, for those who had it, took place on the sidelines of the screens. Fewer networks and more orgasms could be the motto of the next edition of this international day.
